monorail cat in motion!

rolcats and pee wine

we all love anthropomorphizing our kittehs, that's why lolcats is so hugely popular. but it must take a very special kind of brain to come up with the newest sensation in cat-related humor - rolcats. this site takes the familiar concept of lolcats, a funny picture of a cat saying funny, misspelled and grammatically incorrect things, and turns it on it's cyrillic head. russian lolcats imagines cute animals living under the iron fist of communism and questioning their own existence. if you like your humor with a twist of the absurd, this should be right up your alley.

in other news, it looks like one of the secret ingredients in new zealands prize-winning cabernet sauvighnon is cat pee. granted, it's only at parts per million level and is balanced with rock fruit and asparagus, but it's still a bit offputting. then again, if cat pee is really that good, maybe madcat can get into the wine-making business!

lol cat bibles and baseball cats

after a couple days of heavy posts, I thought i'd lighten the mood with some wacky wednesday stuff.

firt off, if you've ever wanted to drive yourself insane and have a good laugh along the way i'd recommend you try reading the lolcat bible. that's right. the bible. painstakingly translated into lolspeak. now the word of god is ten times more adorable!

"Oh hai. In teh beginnin Ceiling Cat maded teh skiez An da Urfs, but he did not eated dem. Da Urfs no had shapez An haded dark face, An Ceiling Cat rode invisible bike over teh waterz" next up, the cat who interrupted a mets game at their new stadium by zooming right by home base. the poor little guy was pretty scared but, boy, could he run fast. maybe he'll be their next draft pick.

"a cat is a cat is a cat"

e.e. cummings was onto something. all cats currently walking the earth, from the lions and tigers of the savannah to the tabbies curled up on your lap to monorail cat, are built for one thing: hunting.

national geographic has a neat feature on cats that goes into detail on how "the cat is one animal that nature pretty much got right the first time around." they've roamed the plains and jungles for nearly 30 million years evolving the skill, speed and form to become the ultimate killing machines.

even our happy cats at home are hunters. they may get the best food in the world but nothing compares to the thrill of the hunt. this is why you're likely to receive little "gifts" from your oh-so-thoughtful kitty; they want to show you what good little providers they are. so next time you wake up next to a dead rodent and your cat has a big smile on its face, don't get mad. just be thankful he chose the mouse over you!

i can 2 wryte blogz post now, kthx bai

thanks to feline underground reader, kathryn, for finding this i can haz cheeseburger pic that resembles our very own madcat logo kitty. gotta love those crazy eyes!

if you want to learn to write like the silly kitties over at lolcats just head on over to lolspeak. they'll get you started on goofy sentence structuring and have you speaking in lols in no time. just remember to switch back to regular, old english if you have to do anything important, like visit the pope or something.


and for those of you who have a fondness in your hearts for peanut-loving, corn-munching tom-foolery i suggest you head over to lolsquirrels and check out the hilarious things they're coming up with. silly squirdels are even funnier with sayings.

i iz tryin to break yer harddrive and krack yer codez

i'm still trying to figure out if this is real or not. in any case it's a great idea! as the lolcats have shown us, cats are fascinated by computers and spend inordinate amounts of time trying to learn their secrets.

kittens inspired by kittens!

this is like lolcats on audio-book. and it's hilarious! enjoy.

no wine for whiny cats

cats, being curious by nature, are often-times trying to get into our food and drink. thinking if it's good enough for us it must be good enough for them is just one of their innate qualities. while this may be ok for things like pillows, hair brushes, water faucets and q-tips it is just too dangerous for them to share a sip of our wine. yes the idea of a drunk kitty is humorous, but lets leave that to garfield and the lolcats.