dog park doo-good

with the snow disappearing, the remnants of a winter's worth of digestive evidence is giving spring a not-so-fresh smell. this year's dog park cleanup is set for march 27th when an army of dog-owners will bring out their best scoopers and get down to business.

i hope these two weren't invited. those dog parks are pretty big and you can only imagine the damage they could do with all that poo.

mud slinging in madtown

looks like spring fever hit a couple of madison women a little hard this year.

"when [police] arrived on scene, the women had shoveled up multiple piles of feces, flung them on each other's property, smeared them across each other's car windshields, and chucked them on each other's clothes."

the shovel fighting is the best part. even professor punch, the well-loved willy st. corgi, is intrigued by the idea of grown women facing off with pooper scoopers.